Goodbye, Mitch ole buddy

(warning: Lent is over
and the cussing has resumed.
This post will contain more bad words than any other.)


Another legend,
gone.

http://www.twincities.com/mld/twincities/11279978.htm

If you knew him not,
you should have.
He was funny as hell.
Most of which is related to inflection and meter.
And he was a Minnesotan.
I will miss him.


"I want to be a racecar passenger -- just a guy who bugs the driver.
Can I turn on the radio?
Why do we have to keep driving in circles?
You really like Tide."

"I can't tell you what hotel I'm staying at,
but there are two trees involved.
They said 'Let's call this hotel something-tree.'
So they had a meeting. It was quite short.
'Tree?' 'Unh uh.'
'Double tree?' 'Hell yeah! Meeting adjourned!'
'Damn, I had my heart set on quadruple tree. Well we were almost there!'"

"They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime.
I tried to make it at home
and there's something more to it.
'Want some more homemade Sprite?'
'Not til you find out what the hell else is in it!'"

"I order club sandwiches all the time.
I don't know how.
I'm not even in the club..."

"I saw this wino.
He was eating grapes.
I was like, 'Dude,
you have to wait.'"

"With a stoplight,
red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go.
With bananas, it's just the opposite.
Yellow means go, green means hold on,
and red means 'Where the fuck did you get that banana?'"

"I went to a doctor.
All he did was suck blood from my neck.
Don't go to Doctor Acula."


If you love Mitch, prove it.
I aced this quiz. 100%
http://www.funtrivia.com/quizdetails.cfm?id=83923


"If I'm ever in here buying nine apples, fuckin' bag em up!"

"That's a clever chocolate saving technique!"

"This bedroom has an oven in it!"

"That's a fresher. I'm going on break!"

"I'm not into sports. I mean I like gatorade, but that's about it."

"Snap Krackle Mitch and Pop. 'How the fuck did he do that?' In Hollywood it's all about who you know, and I know Krackle."