I am done.
I wrote and wrote and wrote,
and I finished that paper.
It's 10 pages of text,
and over a page of biblio.
The topic, so you know,
is the issue of homeless children
and the church's involvement in service and activism.
Rock on.
Here are some jokes from laffy taffy:
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
What street does a ghost live on?
A dead end.
Where did the dentis go on his vacation?
To the mouth of the Mississippi.
Which garden has the most vegetables?
Flash garden.
Okay. I got them all except the last one.
Flash garden?
Who can say...
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Bethie, We were telling Laffy Taffy jokes today too. With another giant leap inward, the divnity school world gets smaller.
ReplyDeleteAbout 3 years ago i was eating laffy taffy and i came across the flash garden joke. At the time i lived in a dorm and asked everyone if they could figure it out. i had no luck at all. time went on and i forgot about this joke until recently. i purchased some laffy taffy and it was on one of the wrappers. i thought this joke was long gone but it is now back to haunt me. i will now continue my quest from long ago and figure out this joke. i hope you do the same. best of luck to you!
ReplyDeletep.s. i googled flash garden thats how i found this blog
Flash Gordon was some kind of comic book hero, I think.
ReplyDeleteHey, I’m Andrea from Cone Inc.; we represent Wonka® and its Laffy Taffy® candy. I just want to let you know we heard you and would love your help. You were totally right. The joke just doesn’t make sense. (You may have even seen the backlash on FOXNews.com… http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,235301,00.html)
ReplyDeleteBecause of this, Wonka® wants you to be part of the process of ensuring all of its Laffy Taffy® jokes make sense, and more important, are funny.
This is just a heads-up to look out for an announcement regarding sweeping changes at Wonka® you helped bring about. We plan on releasing a statement before the end of the week, and we will want your feedback so we know we are taking the right steps.
If you have any questions for me in the mean time, I can be reached at alarrumbide@coneinc.com.
Thanks, for brining this problem to our attention. The satisfaction of our most devoted customers, like you, is our No. 1 priority.