Things I think are awesome:

1) You can buy a chicken suit at Target.



2) Gas at the QT down the street is $2.37.

3) My roommate's cat eats her dry food one tiny piece at a time.
Paw in bowl, one piece knocked on floor and consumed. Repeat.

Drill, Baby, Drill

In 9 hours, I'll be having a root canal. I must say, this has never been on the list of things I hope to experience in my lifetime.

So I've been taking some medicine since I saw the dentist last week in preparation for the Big Drill. I was about to take one of the pills the other night while I was on call. I dropped the pill, and it rolled under the desk in the chaplaincy sleep room.
Now, this room has only been in use for a year and a half, but I guarantee you no one has vacuumed under that desk in the time that has elapsed.
So, I dropped quickly to the floor, grabbed the pill, blew it off, dusted it off, and thought:
"Eh, 5 second rule???
Well hell, it's penicillin!!!"

Meet me in St. Louie... especially if you were a US-2 from 2001-2003