Smudge toe

Sara and I got pedicures today.
I promptly smudged my big toe
carrying her rocking chair.
And that's funny because
I made Matt and Craig come help
my brother move a couch
so my toes would be safe.

Our internet is acting screwy.
The cable guy came out on Wednesday
and the problem then was that we had
accidentally hit the "standby" button,
which we did not know existed.
At this point, the problem is that the internet
does not appear to be there.
So that's exciting.

This is a really boring blog.
I should do something spicy to make it better.
Jalapeño!