Mitch Hedberg moment
don't even act like i didn't just buy that donut.
i have the documentation right here.
oh wait it's at home
in the file
under d for donut
Brian Regan moment: You know that one donut in the case that has sprinkles all squished over to the side? Who wants that one? You know the guy, comes in off the street...
Guy: "I want a donut. I want icing, and I want sprinkles. But not all over! Just a few, all smushed up on the side."
Donut Lady: "Well, aren't you in luck! We've just baked some, fresh out of the oven, I think you'll love it...we call it our "SPRINK-SMIDGE," for LUNATICS like YOU!!"
Here are some things I like:
swinging on swings,
traveling,
cotton candy,
making jewelry,
talking to people,
strawberries,
ridiculous jokes,
pot roast,
baseball,
movies,
funny music,
taking pictures,
Target,
painting...
and the list goes on...
Brian Regan moment:
ReplyDeleteYou know that one donut in the case that has sprinkles all squished over to the side? Who wants that one? You know the guy, comes in off the street...
Guy: "I want a donut. I want icing, and I want sprinkles. But not all over! Just a few, all smushed up on the side."
Donut Lady: "Well, aren't you in luck! We've just baked some, fresh out of the oven, I think you'll love it...we call it our "SPRINK-SMIDGE," for LUNATICS like YOU!!"